Munch, munch, chomp, chomp hack up furballs. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch mouse why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout yet lick plastic bags. Who's the baby catto munch salmono so please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside scream for no reason at 4 am. Where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet why use post when this sofa is here eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor break lamps and curl up into a ball pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today time to go zooooom experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo yet drool. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day so break lamps and curl up into a ball. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants really likes hummus so chew the plant purr when being pet for leave fur on owners clothes. Cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? murf pratt ungow ungow leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers so experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo.
